This really really made me chuckle.
If only I had a such a checklist.
Oh looks it’s Gary again…
Mr. Martin, No thank you. I would have thought a mid-western lad like yourself would have more style. Shame on you!
How it’s going is I’m doing is still not interested Gar.
Does this really work?
Do you know how to read…because my profile gives a good indication that YES, I do in fact work out.
Are you eating breakfast? I don’t understand.
I feel like I went to the door and someone rang and ran.
38 year old female online dater in NYC. These are some of the emails sent to me. Funny, appalling and always inappropriate. A blog about what not to do.